Sat. Nov 20, 2004
Cuff 'Em On The Court
Detroit Pistons coach Larry Brown, who has been a part of the NBA for over 30 years, summed it up well: “It’s the ugliest thing I’ve seen as a coach or player.” Rick Carlisle, a man who wears a suit to work as the coach of the Pacers, said “I felt like I was fighting for my life out there.”
It was supposed to be a basketball game. It turned into an massive embarrassment.
After being fouled, Wallace wheeled around and pushed Artest in the face. The benches emptied and punches were thrown.
As the players continued shoving each other near center court and coaches tried to restore order, Artest sprawled out on his back on the scorer’s table, looking relaxed.
Just when it appeared tempers had died down, Artest was struck by a cup and beverage thrown from the stands. He jumped up, and charged into the stands, throwing punches as he climbed over seats.
Fans were punching back, and Jackson and another teammate joined Artest in the melee.
Later, a man in a Pistons jersey approached Artest on the court, shouting at him. Artest punched him in the face, knocking the man to the floor before leaving the court. Artest was pulled away, and the fan charged back. Jermaine O’Neal stepped in and punched the man.
Sports Illustrated: “Pacers get into ugly brawl with Detroit fans at end of win”
You’ve probably seen the video of the event by now, which provides a far starker view than the “play-by-play” summary above. Already some are trying to defend Artest’s actions, claiming he had to defend himself, and asking “where was stadium security when fans started throwing things?”
Well, unless stadium security has Superman on staff, it wouldn’t have helped. Because when Artest was viciously assaulted by a cup with fluid and ice, he didn’t turn to look for security, or a towel, or any other kind of help. He immediately vaulted off the table into the stands, and started swinging.
Many are blaming the fans, who do have their share of accountability. But let’s look at the causative event. When you are struck by a plastic cup, ice, and some very cold fluid, the only possible response is to rush into the stands and use violent force, fist upon face? That’s what highly paid professionals do?
And Artest didn’t go directly at a known cup thrower, he apparently was swinging randomly: “He was on top of me, pummeling me and he said, ‘Did you do it? Did you do it?’ And I said, ‘No, man, no.’ He kind of shoved me and went off on other people.”
What is an innocent fan being “pummeled” supposed to think? “Oh, my, Mr. Artest is upset he got damp, and now is pounding my face. That seems equitable, I’ll just lie here and take it.”
No, before long, the “other people” started swinging back, and Artest found himself in a world of hurt. With some help, he eventually was able to retreat to the court. And then punched the next person in Pistons gear that came up to him. Then his teammate punched the same guy again, for good measure.
I don’t know about you, but if I’m near a crowd of people that includes security and police officers, who witness me jump into that crowd and start throwing punches … for any reason ... I go to jail. They pepper spray me, cuff me on the spot, and drag my ass off to jail.
If I were to get into an argument in a crowd, and throw a folding chair into the crowd which broke the nose of an innocent woman, they’d pepper spray me, cuff me on the spot, and drag my ass off to jail. But when Texas pitcher Frank Francisco broke a nose with a chair thrown into the stands two months ago, no one cuffed him and dragged him off to jail.
Why should someone in a sports uniform get treatment different than you or I would? On the spot. In any professional sport, if a fan enters the field of play, they get arrested. Or worse. One of my favorite Falcons memories (which reveals a bit about their sorry history) was when a drunken “fan” thought it would be funny to run out onto the field and steal the ball off the tee before a kickoff. Once he did, Falcons safety Scott “Hard” Case laid an NFL hit on him, worthy of the Hall of Fame. That “fan” won’t do that ever again.
A fan who enters the field of play goes to jail. And an athlete who goes into the stands with violent intent should go to jail as well. Immediately. Cuff them on the court, on national TV, and drag their sorry ass away.
It’s time for the NBA, MLB, and NFL to crack down on this type of behavior. Were I in ownership or management of the Indiana Pacers, Artest would have worn that team’s uniform for the last time, no matter the cost. Pay out his contract and let him go promote his rap career. He’s got the “thug” part down pat.
David Stern, the NBA commissioner, is reportedly “repulsed” by the brawl, as I am, but he’s in a position to do something about it. He could encourage NBA stadiums around the country to enforce the law on anyone and everyone, whether they wear an NBA uniform or not. No tolerance for any violent acts, cuff ‘em and drag ‘em. Stern could even go a step further, and publicly wonder why one player punching another on the court isn’t cause for an immediate assault charge. If a cop at courtside sees me throw a punch at a fellow photographer, I’d go to jail. Why not the players on the court, too?
But none of that will happen. There’s no real accountability for these “special people,” they get dispensation you and I don’t (if you started a brawl with a customer at your place of business … over a cup of ice water … just how fired do you think you’d be?). There will be some suspensions, and huffy puffy talk, but the Game Must Go On. In two months, the charges will be reduced to a misdemeanor, and all will be forgotten.
Until the next time some millionaire thug can’t control his impulses and goes “off field” to assault someone else.
Later: More here, “Earning Disrespect”
Published 04:52PM, Sat, Nov 20 2004
Category: Sports
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Peanut Gallery
I’d be out so damn fast my head would spin if I did something even REMOTELY like this at my job.
But this guy – banned for the rest of the season.
Hell, I don’t follow basketball – but we’ve turned out sports celebrities (I won’t call them heroes) who’ve been tacitly taught that the rules ARE different for them.
And they shouldn’t be.
J.
I’ve seen a couple of people ask: “why is it always the athlete who has to turn the other cheek? They are always getting taunted and never do anything. The fans are getting awful, but we’re always supposed to be professional.” (Shannon Sharpe said something like this today.)
Yes, you’re held to a different standard from the fans, and you’re always supposed to be professional. That’s because, unlike the fans, YOU ARE AT WORK.
The fans have gotten terrible. I think sports stadiums should be liberal in banning offenders from attending future games, and arrest them where appropriate. I think there are times that security is lax as well, in allowing an environment where fans feel they can get away with that kind of behavior (excessive taunting, cup throwing, etc.).
But it’s a matter of numbers. At that particular brawl, at the critical moment, there were multiple fans who could misbehave, and multiple security people who could fail to rein in the fans … and one guy who could have made the whole thing a non-event by not going into the crowd when hit by a cup of fluid.
From what I saw, a significant number of “fans” who were hit or injured were not aggressors. They were just near the sh*t when it hit the fan. You’ll probably hear their names spoken in civil suits filed against millionaires.
And there’s another word for “fan.” As my Dad has been known to say, “I think you’ve forgotten how to spell my name … c-u-s-t-o-m-e-r.” In this case, the money from those fans’ wallet represents a goodly chunk of the seven figure salary Mr. Artest would be getting paid this year … if he hadn’t assaulted some customers.
So, yes, a professional earning a seven figure salary does have an obligation to not assault his customers, no matter how rude they become … if the y want to continue earning a seven figure salary (and if the customers break the rules, e.g., throw a drink, let the “little people” in uniforms do their job). While it does indeed take a special level of talent to play on a pro team, it is also an honor our perverse society bestows upon pro players, that they get our awe and respect, and a reserved place in our society. When it is earned.
But that “when it is earned” road has two lanes. And Mr. Artest has earned his due.
I have to admit I’m impressed that Commissioner Stern sent such a strong message. I told Susan when I heard about the punishment, “now, let the whining begin.” I already hear claims the punishment is too harsh and unfair. So be it. That’s often the only way to get through to a privileged class … threaten to take away their privilege. Make ‘em whine
But the same goes for the fans. I hope they go through the tapes to identify any aggressors, and ban them from coming to games. The area of the stands in question is surely season ticket holders. Take away their privilege, too.
Who threw that first cup? (and it wasnt ice water fool) I have yet to see the picture of the person responsible for this whole thing.
this whole thing was the fault of 1 dumb detroit fan who had to throw something. I guess Detroit has alot of really stupid people.
Hey, fool, was it something heavier than water, then? Molten lead perhaps? It was something with ice, so that’s unlikely.
But since you asked so nicely here’s a picture of the guy who threw the first cup.
You say this is all the fault of that one fan who threw something, as if that’s the first time in sports history a sports fan has thrown something at the court/field. But NBA players pounding the face of fans, that happens every day.
I want to live in your world where people are not responsible for their own actions, it’s always someone else’s fault. Oh, wait, I already do, We live on the Planet of Victims.
And for Mr. T, I have this
“Green is shown clearly on videotape lobbing a cup of ice from the stands, according to authorities”
Mr. T. was right, it wasn’t water. It was frozen water … my mistake.



Good ‘take’ on this!
(I did notice some un-characteristic grammatical-issues, tho.)