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Mon. Sep 20, 2004

A Day for Accounting, 2004

Anyone who really knows me also knows that lists, statistics, and “counting” are Things Reid Likes. The following is a continuation of a now one year old tradition, “A Day for Accounting.” It was inspired by this from Crystal Lyn, and something that happened 46 years ago today.

Clicking any link below within [brackets] will give you a popup window with a photo.
0[At Rex Hospital]
1[Busted my head chasing pidgeons] (related story)
2[a handful, I’m sure]
3 – The first of [many ties] (that was Susan’s comment while looking through these old pictures; “Look, another suit and tie! What happened to you?”)
4 – Another year, [another tie]
5[kindergarten]
6 – A real slice of Americana, the 1964 portrait of my [first grade class] (I’m on the right, in red vest and bowtie, of course).
7[check out sister’s hair!]
8[Star Trek audition] (hey, we all dressed silly then)
9 – Summers at Atlantic Beach, North Carolina, [catchin’ fish]. Well, hangin’ around Sportsman’s Pier while my Granddaddy [caught fish].
10[cub scouts]
11 – Lived in St. Johnsbury, Vermont. Revelled in 5 feet of snow, as only a child can.
12 – Went to Gettysburg, my first [photo trip]
13 – Class book reports, [in character] (I’m Patton, with the revolver)
14 – Since I had my [first girlfriend], I also had to have [some wheels].
15 – Called out my high school principal in the local newspaper.
16 – Misplaced virginity (sorry, no photo).
17 – What should have been my Senior year of high school became my [Freshman year at Wake Forest University].
18 – Full time Sophomore, part time DJ at WKZL-FM, Winston-Salem, NC.
19 – Full time DJ at WKZL-FM, ending my time at Wake Forest, and beginning my detour into a Career For The Young.
20 – Graveyard shift, WRBN-FM, Macon/Warner Robins, GA
21 – Program Director [with Playboy Centerfolds] of WRBN-FM, Macon/Warner Robins, GA
22[Got married]. The first time. Got my [first camera].
23 – As Program Director (second-in-command), I outlasted 3 General Manager’s in one year (out of a total of 9 in five years), one of whom fired me, hired me back on 30 days probation, and then got himself fired before that probation was up. Radio was such a blast. Well, other than the Playboy Centerfolds above.
24 – Got separated. I mud wrestled women, played Donkeyball, and got my butt kicked by the Harlem Globetrotters, all in the name of my “job.”
25 – Broke my neck (spiral fracture of the C-2) and got a DUI. In one 18 hour span, I was in an accident, in jail, in court, did an airshift, then went to the ER, who zipped me to the Surgical Intensive Care Unit, where the neurosurgeon’s first words to me were “you have a very interesting fracture.” It was a day worthy of Jack Bauer on 24.
26 – Got divorced. Got out of radio. Into photography (breaking your neck can be a life altering experience in more ways than one).
27 – The first part of a two year program at the St. Alban’s Academy for the Visually Illiterate, also known as the Portfolio Center.
28 – Watched yet another relationship spontaneously combust during the Holidays (which was once a disturbing long term trend for me).
29 – Entered the freelance world of advertising photography.
30[Camping] in the Smokies (cue banjo music).
31 – Went to Yosemite for the first time.
32 – Move into a loft. Wonderful space, but very costly.
33 – War and recession make the loft even more expensive.
34 – Adopted [my child]. Called out the President in the local (alternative) newspaper.
35 – Moved out of the expensive loft.
36 – Went back to Yosemite. Became a homeowner. Got blood poisoning. Had knee surgery (torn medial miniscus). Met my future wife, on the night the Braves won the World Series.
37 – Got my first computer. Built my first web page. Covered the Olympics online.
38 – People start paying me to make HTML products.
39 – Went on a spirit walk, Red Rock Road Trip.
40 – Big Boom Times in the photo biz, as well as in web design.
41 – My future wife moves in. I start a weblog (entirely unrelated, I promise).
42 – I get my first digital camera. Launch PixelPile.org.
43 – A year of darkness and change.
44 – I get married. And a Canon D60, too. Launch PhotoDude Labs.
45Totaled my wife’s car. Mistakenly identified as [pony-tailed lawyer]. Claimed a Google crown. Consummated our marriage with Leap Year Bisquits.
46 – Don’t know. Starts today. I’ll let you know next year.

Many thanks to Mom and Dad, not only for bringing me into this world, but also for saving all those pictures from decades ago.

Peanut Gallery

1  carol o wrote:

Happy birthday Reid!

2  phaTTboi wrote:

Happy birthday, Reid! $20 on the bar for whatever you’re drinking…

As for breaking your neck and it’s profound implications for later life, I’m reminded of a seldom quoted part of Martin Luther King’s prophetic “I’ve Been to the Mountaintop” speech in Memphis, on the eve of his assassination:

”...You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting there autographing books, a demented black woman came up. The only question I heard from her was, “Are you Martin Luther King?”

And I was looking down writing, and I said yes. And the next minute I felt something beating on my chest. Before I knew it I had been stabbed by this demented woman. I was rushed to Harlem Hospital. It was a dark Saturday afternoon. And that blade had gone through, and the X-rays revealed that the tip of the blade was on the edge of my aorta, the main artery. And once that’s punctured, you drown in your own blood—that’s the end of you.

It came out in the New York Times the next morning, that if I had sneezed, I would have died. Well, about four days later, they allowed me, after the operation, after my chest had been opened, and the blade had been taken out, to move around in the wheel chair in the hospital. They allowed me to read some of the mail that came in, and from all over the states, and the world, kind letters came in. I read a few, but one of them I will never forget. I had received one from the President and the Vice-President. I’ve forgotten what those telegrams said. I’d received a visit and a letter from the Governor of New York, but I’ve forgotten what the letter said. But there was another letter that came from a little girl, a young girl who was a student at the White Plains High School. And I looked at that letter, and I’ll never forget it. It said simply, “Dear Dr. King: I am a ninth-grade student at the White Plains High School.” She said, “While it should not matter, I would like to mention that I am a white girl. I read in the paper of your misfortune, and of your suffering. And I read that if you had sneezed, you would have died. And I’m simply writing you to say that I’m so happy that you didn’t sneeze.”

And I want to say tonight, I want to say that I am happy that I didn’t sneeze…”

And so I am so glad that you too, didn’t sneeze.

3  Reid wrote:

Thanks for the b-day wishes, Carol and Paul. Your story about MLK is far more appropriate than you can imagine.

You see, on that very samedark Saturday afternoon” when Dr. King was stabbed, I was busy being born: 3:25pm, Saturday, September 20, 1958. The police report indicates that Dr. King was stabbed at 3:30pm.

Comment by Reid · 09/20/04 11:36 AM
4  John wrote:

Happiest of birthdays, Reid!

That picture from Year 21 is quite interesting for a couple of reasons. One, of course, is that thing on your head. Is that a perm? And secondly, centerfolds these days would never be seen in so much clothing, even in public.

Comment by John · 09/20/04 02:07 PM
5  rturner wrote:

”...You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting there autographing books, a demented black woman came up. The only question I heard from her was, “Are you Martin Luther King?”

Geez, I shouldn’t skim so fast. At first I thought that was phaTTboi’s quote. I was thinking, dang!

loved the bio. Have Fun!! today.

6  Scott Chaffin wrote:

From one forty-something dude who can’t let go of the moustache to another—Happy effin’ Birthday!

(great work on the bio, too – if only we could all be so inspired)

7  Janet wrote:

Happy Birthday!!

Comment by Janet · 09/21/04 09:01 AM
8  tommy wrote:

Happy Birthday, Ried. Here’s hoping you got all good toys and no socks in your presents.

I am, however, still taking great solace in the knowledge that my favorite long-haired, tattooed, pierced photgrapher is still older than me. Grammar not withstanding.

Comment by tommy · 09/21/04 12:37 PM
9  Reid wrote:

John: “that thing on your head. Is that a perm?

It was. And that shirt was made of some synthetic material that today would likely be banned as a fire hazard. On all those counts, it was “the times.” The Centerfolds were, well, Centerfolds. At the age of 21, I found them suitably hot and dressed accordingly. Today, they do look rather quaint.

And, Tommy, not to sully your solace, but I am only two of the four things you claim. I am still older than you … I’ll stipulate that as true ‘til the day I die … and I am “long-haired,” in a greater societal sense.

But I have no tattoos, and as for any holes in my body, they are all Original Equipment. I have defaced this temple in many ways over its 46 years, but not with graffiti or vandalism.

Comment by Reid · 09/21/04 01:26 PM
10  ToddH (Da Duck) wrote:

Hey man.. good to see you’re still kickin’ after all these years. Dunno if you remember me from the ‘mindspring.discussion.atlanta’ groups, and our (in)famous Saturday get-togethers at that hippy joint down in Atlanta.

Just popped by the website to see what you were up to- getting a new Canon Digital Rebel shortly, as a ‘toe-in-the-water’ for digital SLR.. figured to start small, I’m an engineer, not a photographer. :)

11  rturner wrote:

Hey Todd, you rascal. If you really look around at the replies, you may find a full membership from a former Tofu party.

12  Steve Barton wrote:

Many happy returns!

13  Reid wrote:

Todd! You might remember a certain phaTTboi talking about “ISDN Clouds,” back when we al thought your dual channel ISDN connection was the Fastest Anyone Would Ever Have. And as “rturner” noted, members of the old crew wander in and out of here surprisingly often. I keep expecting an appearance by Chief Broom some day, but he’s still waiting for the technology to properly express his vision. Or something.

And regarding the Digital Rebel, for the money, it’s a good choice, but personally I’d be considering the EOS 20D (to replace my Canon D60, since I’ll never be able to afford to do more than just drool over this). Anyway, thanks to you and everyone else for stopping by with good wishes.

Comment by Reid · 09/23/04 01:02 PM
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